Jack Patton

Jack Patton

At twenty years of age with a non-existent sense of responsibility Jack is the self proclaimed lucky charm of Bagogames, attributed to the fact that any time he bothers to show up to work good things seem to happen. With a sense of humour only he himself can understand his passionate, albeit crude, M.O has taken him to the heights of the command chain, in his own mind anyway. He’s smart, kind of, he’s dashing, but not really, and he can talk. Lord, can he talk; with all the energy of a rabid dog with as about as much finesse as a brick through your front window. He’s also currently reproducing, god help us all.