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Whatcha’ Playin’ Humpday Haikus – March 08, 2017

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Nintendo

It’s been a big week in the industry with the launch of not just one, but two highly anticipated action RPGs. So have you been overriding robots in Guerrilla Games’ gorgeous new IP, or have you been solving Hyrulian shrine puzzles with your Sheikah Slate in Nintendo’s flagship launch title for the Switch? Both games are not only being fawned over by critics, but they both are said to be 50+ hours in length, so if you’re trying to play both, don’t forget to occasionally eat and sleep in real life! If neither of these mega releases tickle your fancy, perhaps you’ve been playing the Ghost Recon: Wildlands beta? Let us know, in haiku form!

Here’s what we’ve been playing:

Resident Evil 5, Capcom

Resident Evil 5, Capcom

Redfield sure is jacked
Uroboros is nasty
Sheva sure wastes health
Jerry Dobracki (@Superjerry13) – Resident Evil 5

 

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Nintendo

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Nintendo

Bokoblins fear me
Backflips, flurries, slash them up
Uh oh, my sword broke…
Corey Atwood (@catwo0d) – The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

 

Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Wildlands, Ubisoft

Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon: Wildlands, Ubisoft

Bolivian coke
Let’s build walls around cocaine
Where is Sam Fisher?
Christopher Cross (@Hammerkopcross) – Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon: Wildlands

 

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Nintendo

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Nintendo

Mountains, Valleys, Lakes
Explore heights across the land
Other devs, check this
Josh Nichols (@MrJoshnichols) – The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

 

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Nintendo

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Nintendo

goddess gentle winds
engulf Hyrule’s sacred land
to bring back the light
Eleni DiCarlo (@EleniDiCarlo) – The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

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